Silly question of the day - Friday 3 June

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HOW WILL YOU PUNISH THE PERSON WHO INTERRUPTS SATURDAY'S EPISODE AND WHAT TORTURE DEVICES WILL IT REQUIRE?

Guess the Episode Title Competition

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Various "teasers" for "A Good Man Goes to War" have claimed that the closing credits will reveal the title of episode 8 and that it will be a shocker. So let's have a competition: who can come up with the most fanwanky episode title possible? (NOTE: we are not trying to guess the ACTUAL title, which is apparently information you can find on the Internet, we are trying to come up with the most ENTERTAINING title possible).

My suggestion: "Revelation of the Doctor's Genitals (Which Are and Will Always Be Male)"